@brandonleecool: Coca-cola should make a Coca-cola flavored candy cane and call it a Coke Cane.
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@Sickayduh: MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl
@iGreenMonk: She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
@PaperWash: Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law.
@Brianhopecomedy: I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp.