@brandonleecool: Coca-cola should make a Coca-cola flavored candy cane and call it a Coke Cane.
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@cbdoubleu: *raises the bar 16 yrs later] Bar: even though you weren't my real father I always wanted to call you, dad. Dad. *me trying not to cry
@HatfieldAnne: Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story.