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@AllyBallyBeal: Colleague: want some popcorn? Keeps you young and beautiful like me

Me: Really? Looks to me you should've been eating a hell of a lot more

Colleague: want some popcorn? Keeps you young and beautiful like me

Me: Really? Looks to me you should’ve been eating a hell of a lot more

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