@goldengateblond: College graduates look awfully happy for people who’ll never have an entire summer off again.
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@sixfootcandy: Barista: That will be $8.00. Me: Sure. *walks out with the napkin dispenser and an entire bucket of Splenda*
@mollzbenn: It's amazing how much you can get away with by wearing an orange vest and a hard hat. I've been digging a hole in this Forever 21 for hours.