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@jdforshort: College guy: How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course

*slaps down $20

CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt

~Get outta the gutter pervs

College guy: How do you like it?

Me: Salty…of course

*slaps down $20

CG: We’ll take two pretzels with salt

~Get outta the gutter pervs

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