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@SteveSuckington: [comes home from store]

Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale?

Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?

[comes home from store]

Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess… earmuffs were on sale?

Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?

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