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@iwearaonesie: *comes home from work
*wife jumps in my arms
*sees I'm crying
wife: Why are you crying?
me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

*comes home from work
*wife jumps in my arms
*sees I’m crying
wife: Why are you crying?
me: You just crushed all the Oreo’s in my fanny pack

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