@Kyle_Lippert: Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with "I have time."
@Antinomy001: Goku in church: "This Jesus guy sounds really strong. I would have loved to fight against him!"
@DrDogMD: NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin! DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one