"I'm tired of fruits that taste good."
@Death_Buddy: I keep a chalk outline of myself drawn outside my house so any murderers think, "dang, someone's already got the murdering covered here"
@DaddyJew: Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming.
@EJGomez: angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross
mary: i have a boyfriend
@_Water_Baby: *Tinkerbell sprinkling pixie dust*
Remember Peter, give me a call if it last longer than 4 hours.
@lisaxy424: My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her "golden shower" so goodnight.