@KarenKilgariff: compared to the rest of 2017 the Fyre Festival was a high point
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@KenJennings: Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?
@WritePlay: Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out.
@miilkkk: Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...
@johntoconnor: How much can this one swallow? sir that one does 1.6 gallons per flush and please stop describing it that way