@KarenKilgariff: compared to the rest of 2017 the Fyre Festival was a high point
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@TheIronSherk: My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle
@MommaUnfiltered: The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 6 years.
@KeetPotato: me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?" therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"
@Donna_McCoy: Stopping to get donuts for the office only works as an excuse for being late if the box isn't empty.