@UNTRESOR: Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice.
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@SteveSuckington: Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter
@RandomAntics: as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
@_GoldieLox: STOP PUTTING SIRENS IN MUSIC FOR PETE'S SAKE! I let my hair down & undid two buttons before i realized i wasn't getting pulled over!
@Tommytoughstuff: *Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* "Not for long my friend. Not for long."