@UNTRESOR: Condoleeza Rice's less successful sister is Apartmentleeza Rice.
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@TattleTSister: I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?
@junejuly12: Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.
@nerdreign: Body language can be so subtle that only an intuitive person can read your mood. Body slams, I have found, are far more direct.