@iGreenMonk: Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
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@SaveItForFest: You see me wildly flailing my arms. Did I: a) Walk through a spider web? b) Try to wrap something in Saran wrap? c) Try to use Scotch tape?
@iwearaonesie: wife [talking to her pregnant friend] No matter how old they get you always have to remind them to do the dumbest things me *walks out of the bathroom* wife: Did you wash your hands? me *goes back in the bathroom*
@Jason_Horton: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together.