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@LittleMissZesty: Conversations with my pets:

Me: Please could you
Dog: OF COURSE!
Me: I haven't said what it
Dog: I LOVE YOU!

Me: Please could you
Cat: No.

Conversations with my pets:

Me: Please could you
Dog: OF COURSE!
Me: I haven’t said what it
Dog: I LOVE YOU!

Me: Please could you
Cat: No.

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