@jessokfine: When someone says "women like you" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards.
@austen_420: Rules for meeting a puppy:
1 be cool
2 pet it
3 do not steal it
4 stop running from the owner
5 put it down
6 this isn't worth jail time
@funflaps: Saint Waddle is the patron saint of pancakes and ducks. She loved to flip the bird.
@AntozWolf: I ask myself, "How did I get here?," I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
@TragicAllyHere: A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae
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