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@BoomBoomBetty: “Cool.” was my spouse’s text reply to me getting our Pearl Jam tickets today.

So anyway, after I bury the body in the back yard, I have an extra ticket if someone wants to go.

“Cool.” was my spouse’s text reply to me getting our Pearl Jam tickets today. 

So anyway, after I bury the body in the back yard, I have an extra ticket if someone wants to go.

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