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@Thynebear: *cop approaches me*

"have u seen this girl?"

*holds up photo*

"yeah I've seen her, NAKED"

*hi-5*

"haha but seriously shes in my trunk"

*cop approaches me* 

“have u seen this girl?”

*holds up photo*

“yeah I’ve seen her, NAKED”

*hi-5*

“haha but seriously shes in my trunk”

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