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@stephenjmolloy: Cop: "Are you driving under the influence?"
Me: "No."
Cop: "Say the alphabet backwards."
Me: "Tebahpla eht."

Cop: “Are you driving under the influence?”
Me: “No.”
Cop: “Say the alphabet backwards.”
Me: “Tebahpla eht.”

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