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@michaeljhudson: Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle
Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no
Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo

Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle
Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no 
Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo

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