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@Book_Krazy: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over

Me: Idk, but could you move this along? I've had too much to drink and I really need to pee.

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over

Me: Idk, but could you move this along? I’ve had too much to drink and I really need to pee.

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