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@p_net: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: No idea. I pretty much just zone out whenever I'm behind the wheel. Did anyone die?

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: No idea. I pretty much just zone out whenever I’m behind the wheel. Did anyone die?

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