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@2014longview: Cop pulled me over said "papers"
I replied with "scissors, I win" and drove off.
Now I'm doing hard time on the rock.

Cop pulled me over said “papers”
I replied with “scissors, I win”  and drove off.
Now I’m doing hard time on the rock.

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