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@SortaBad: Cop: Tell us what you know!

Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality

Cop: *typing up his science report*

Cop: Tell us what you know!

Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality

Cop: *typing up his science report*

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