@sad_jake: Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you.nMe: TEDDYBEARSnCop: Aww.
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@TeflonPawn: Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes.
@faizziy: That awkward moment when you die, and all you were trying to do was take a selfie with a lion on a jungle safari..
@SlabBaconBP: How to make your girl feel special: 1) Write down how you feel about your drink or drug of choice. 2) Put her name on it & give it to her.
@badbanana: The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second.