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@Rhythms_n_Booze: Cop: What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down.

Cop: I was pulling you over.

Me: Well I get that. Now.

Cop: What’s the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer – Just didn’t want to slow you down. 

Cop: I was pulling you over.

Me: Well I get that.  Now.

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