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@schlimp: Cop: Where were you at the time of the murder?
Me: I'd trapped myself in a Tupperware container
Cop: Damn, that's an air tight alibi

Cop: Where were you at the time of the murder?
Me: I’d trapped myself in a Tupperware container
Cop: Damn, that’s an air tight alibi

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