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@AristotlesNZ: Cop: "You been drinkin?"
Me: I'm going to dinner w/my wife's mom & 94yo granny
"You're free to go.."
Come on dude. Can't you just arrest me?

Cop: “You been drinkin?”
Me: I’m going to dinner w/my wife’s mom & 94yo granny
“You’re free to go..”
Come on dude. Can’t you just arrest me?