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@rockymomax: Cop: You doin drugs?
"No"
Cop: Whatya smokin?
"Pot"
Cop: THATS DOING DRUGS
"Ohh I thought you meant like [whispers] having sex with drugs"

Cop: You doin drugs?
“No”
Cop: Whatya smokin?
“Pot”
Cop: THATS DOING DRUGS
“Ohh I thought you meant like [whispers] having sex with drugs”

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