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@Home_Halfway: COP: You're allowed 1 phone call
ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me
COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that

COP: You’re allowed 1 phone call
ME: I’m gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me
COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that

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