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@tastefactory: COP:Do u know how fast u were going
ME: The posted speed limit, 495
COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u

COP:Do u know how fast u were going
ME: The posted speed limit, 495
COP: Sir that’s the route number, i don’t even know how I caught up to u

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