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@LoriLuvsShoes: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I'm pretty?
Cop: No
Me: Because I'm on Twitter?
Cop: No
Me: Officer I can do this all day

Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Because I’m pretty?
Cop: No
Me: Because I’m on Twitter?
Cop: No
Me: Officer I can do this all day

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