@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.
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@Vodkantots: People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection.
@leontymccarthy: I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
@jokeymcjokeface: Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. "Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"
@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.