@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.
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@AtticusFinch79: [murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast