@NotKarma: Cops don't like it when you ask them "Need some help?" especially when you're wearing a Batman costume.
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@degg: the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
@SuperTeeWhy: Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die