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@Brampersandon_: [COPS]
*into radio* We've got a drunk man in the park who thinks he's a lion tamer.

"SIR! PUT THE WHIP DOWN & STEP AWAY FROM THE CAROUSEL!"

[COPS]
*into radio* We’ve got a drunk man in the park who thinks he’s a lion tamer.

“SIR! PUT THE WHIP DOWN & STEP AWAY FROM THE CAROUSEL!”

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