@w00f_w00f: Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.
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@TitansHomer: MTV stopped having their "Unplugged" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments.
@1evilidiot: It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people.
@shatty48: Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.
@Marlebean: 4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!