@w00f_w00f: Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.
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@funflaps: AXL ROSE: Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go-o-o-o? GOOGLE MAPS: Shut up for a minute and I'll tell you
@wesjohnson8: 62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow.
@MeetingBoy: "A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat." I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email.