@w00f_w00f: Couldn't remember the girl's name from last night so I brought her to Starbucks.
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@alfageeek: 9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
@MartaEffing: I hate when I'm cruising in my convertible, hair blowing in the wind, then realize I'm just sitting on my ride-on lawnmower. Drunk. Again.
@turdfailure: I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me