@ScottLinnen: Counted five pregnant women at this Noah matinee. Praying their water doesn't break.
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@BooFricketyHoo: Next update: Twitter will tell you what the retweeter is feeling as they retweet your retweet. And what they had for breakfast.
@IamEnidColeslaw: the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials
@BuckyIsotope: *moon landing* That's one small step for man, one giant leap for updog "What's updog?" NOT MUCH JUST WALKING ON THE MOON WHAT'S UP WITH YOU