@ScottLinnen: Counted five pregnant women at this Noah matinee. Praying their water doesn't break.
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@NicestHippo: [guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox
@Kalarlis: When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write "HELP ME" while maintaining eye contact