@stuzario: Court her the old fashioned way by doing late night burnouts in front of her house
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@Reverend_Scott: Me: I won't be needing you to help me work through my problems anymore. Therapist: why's that? Me: I got a dog.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I'm pretty laid back... but if the bagger boy at the grocery store puts soup cans with bananas and bread again, I'm going to Lose. My. Shit.
@tacos_y_cerveza: CW: Can I ask you something? Me: Don't talk to me until I've had coffee. CW: But you don't drink coffee. Me: *smiles and continues to work
@girl_a_whirl: The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.