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@iinkedZombie: [courtroom]
Me: "I OBJECT YOUR HONOR"
Judge: on what grounds?
"LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO"
Prosecutor: he's good
Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed.

[courtroom]
Me: “I OBJECT YOUR HONOR”
Judge: on what grounds?
“LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO”
Prosecutor: he’s good
Judge: *slams gavel* case dismissed.

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