@cbdoubleu: *covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*
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@Julie_Cooker: Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time.
@myonlymizztake: Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 9¾ pounds.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance.