@cbdoubleu: *covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*
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@NicestHippo: *points to refrigerator* That makes things cold *points to stove* That makes things hot *points to self* That makes things awkward
@NottaBigDeal: I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn't want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion.
@RobinMcCauley: AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.
@RandomManik: GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, "I care for you. Don't do this". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF.