@cbdoubleu: *covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*
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@TheAlexNevil: Not to brag, but I was voted "Most Likely To Mention Something Truly Insignificant As If It Was A Big Deal" by everyone who has ever met me.
@SamGirlSunday: I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now.