@cbdoubleu: *covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*
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@david8hughes: Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together
@weinerdog4life: I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you.
@AintNoFamily: I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.
@WilliamAder: If your kid eats the chocolate bunny's feet first, "so it can't get away," that's your future serial killer right there.