@turtledumplin: Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury.
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@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.
@AimeeHelene1: You know what would make gang members tougher? Have them start snapping, then do pirouettes in the street. - Broadway producers
@UncleDuke1969: ALERT At 9:20am, I lost an apostrophe. Last seen in the word "Let's". If you see it, please send it home. Its tweet misses it.
@that1bish27: "I traded my carpet in for bare floors" --coworker. "Oh, me too. I love the shaved look.", said me. Apparently, she really meant carpet.