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@Shingaboop: Coworker: GOOD MORNING!

Me: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

Coworker: But you don't drink coffee

Me: Exactly

Coworker: GOOD MORNING!

Me: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee 

Coworker: But you don’t drink coffee

Me: Exactly

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