@Adam14: Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That'll really come in handy if life starts going backwards.
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@CalebTenenbaum: If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something...
@GrantTanaka: Wife: oh honey, I didn't marry for money, the guy I fell in love with had an easy smile, a sparkling laugh & big dreams. then I met you.
@DrewsThatDude: just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy
@knot_eye: I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever.