@CM2BTTHD: CPR refresher class. We're told, "If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse." Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ShesARealGenius: WIFE: I wish you would drop this stupid genie act HUSBAND: honey I already told you, you're out of wishes
@hansmollman: Biden: How do I throw everyone off the White House Netflix account? I'll be damned if Trump is gonna mess up my suggested list