@iloveskyrim71: CRABS THINK WE WALK SIDEWAYS
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@YayForJam: Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living
@DamienFahey: Whenever I see an empty pizza box in a neighbor's garbage can, I get jealous someone had a better night than I did.
@HatfieldAnne: Shouting “wahoo” instead of “woo-hoo” so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing.