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@maebemarbles: *crawls seductively across bed*
*elbow gives out*
@DrizzyTheType: Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in.
@nursemella: I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat
@DeeDeeSpeaks: STOP EDITING YOUR PICS, what if you go missing? How tf can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Instagram but Waka Flocka in real life?
"How would you describe your people skills?"
ME: I tend to drive others away.
"That's great! Welcome to Uber."
@envydatropic: According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me