@AhmadMhdAli: Crayons are a lot like M&M's. All of the colors taste the same.
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@NightValeRadio: Listen to your inner child. It's the one that whisper-sings nursery rhymes when you feel alone in a dark hallway.
@Terry_maximo: [funeral] *walks up to give eulogy* *pulls notes out of pocket* "Frank was a weirdo that bit his toenails." *folds notes* *sits back down*
@liv_thatsme: Leading causes of death among men: 1. Heart attacks 2. Strokes 3. Getting their wives a gym membership for Valentine's Day
@cuntrystronggal: I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.