@thenatewolf: Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot

@Angrea: I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.

@BwanaChris: Pro Tip : Don't shout at a mate going through airport security "You are the bomb dude, you are the bomb !!"

@3sunzzz: [8am, phone rings] Hotel Desk: Ma'am we're going to be turning off the water for about 2 hours this morning. Me: No worries, I have vodka.

@dshack8: Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought "Concentration Camp" would be a gold mine.