@EricGoldie: Crocs are suicide notes you can wear.
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@autocorrects: You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.
@GashleyMadison: It's like my nana always said, "If you choose your friends wisely, you'll never have good drugs."
@VerbsRProudest: The only real certainties are death, taxes, & people who haven't seen each other in forever, blocking whatever you need in the store.
@murrman5: [to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? "ugh I can't wait to go home" know who else wanted to go home