@crushingbort: *crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler
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@Phoebetate: I'm the girl who shows up at a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as something sexy and I'm dressed as a bean bag.
@TheTweetOfGod: Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems
@kevinrowe1: Take it from me. Your wife will not like it if you say, "My twitter girls would do that"