@crushingbort: *crowd in 1889 screaming because I appeared out of thin air and shot a baby* that was Baby Hitler...everyone calm down that was Baby Hitler
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@SuSuSuDonym: Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
@mikeleffingwell: "And... uh... chocolate kills dogs." - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth.
@MdUNH: Expendables 4 (Rated R): Tom, Sylvester & Wiley Coyote coldly hunt down & eat Jerry, Tweety & Roadrunner. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.