@OhNoSheTwitnt: Current adult status: Just got into a heated debate about whether or not Merida from Brave is a Disney princess. I won. She is not.
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@kimlockhartga: Oh, you think it's "awkward" going to a wedding by yourself? Try going when you've dated both the bride & groom.
@sofarrsogud: 'Sir, what causes a tsunami?' - Godzilla 'What about earthquakes?' - Godzilla 'And hurric..' - Godzilla -Me as a teacher
@trojansauce: [me on my death bed after being trampled at a one direction concert] please tell people it was auto erotic asphyxiation