@becabird: Current fitness level: my arm gave out while blow drying my hair.
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@Jazzzzzmina: After watching Honey Boo Boo, I realize America has much bigger problems than the national debt.
@KalvinMacleod: GOD: I call this Tupperware SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one G: yes S: make the lid a little smaller
@VenusRockHobbit: If I ever noticed you waving frantically from inside a burning building I would totally wave back because I'm polite.