@topaz006: Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
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@skadel68: Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it "inappropriate"
@Canadian_Cutie_: Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?
@Reverend_Scott: COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up.