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@TheRolo: Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired

Manager: Um...
[changes sign to "Vintage Hams"]

Hipster: I'll take 4

Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired

Manager: Um…
[changes sign to “Vintage Hams”]

Hipster: I’ll take 4

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